colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself
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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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3 Tumblr updates that would not suck.

patron-de-los-santos:

infinitybillion-stars:

1. A folder for my ‘Sent’ messages, so I have a record of my correspondence with others.

2. A notification alert for when someone replies to my Asks.

3. A sorting system for my Likes—so I can properly categorize things and not lose track of things I’ve favorited.

Staff come on

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twilightblows:

the amazing spider man 2 may be the most heart breaking movie ever but at least they made it more realistic by making peter use google instead of bing

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thewritingfortress:
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So Benedict says he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years?

mysharona1987:

Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.

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